i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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