You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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