Your tits are I can't wait for
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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