That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
