new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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