You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
