ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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