O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
