so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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