just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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