Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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