dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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