ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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