It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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