ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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