went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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