He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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