Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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