I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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