I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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