Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
