ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You can't special order awesome
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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