Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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