how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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