Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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