I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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