I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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