So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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