He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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