whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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