Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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