I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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