It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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