She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
My life is pants optional.
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