thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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