You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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