I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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