I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Randomize
