I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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