i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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