We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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