Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
