I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
