ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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