We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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