i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
well most of my day revolves around power hour
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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