I'm sorry my penis didn't work
My hand turned me down
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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