if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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