they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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