Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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