she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
we're so committed to being not committed
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
