The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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