Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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