She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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